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A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. The drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock" the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriouiouously?" (burping) "Yup." "Hmmm (hic)." "How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it. "Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment in silence. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "For f**k's sake you w**ker, it's ten past three in the f**king morning."
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(Added: 2004-04-28 Rating: 7.10 Votes: 43)
Submitted By: -- ozq@tpg.com.au
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